How it works
1) Pick your vibe
Gentle or Standard at launch (After-Dark 18+ on a separate site).
2) 20-sec input
Name + 2–3 fun facts. Friend roasts send a consent link to the subject.
3) Get your video
Mascot host + premium TTS + captions → instant download.
Start with the Personal Roast
30–60s video • Captions • Download link
$9
one-time
Party Packs and Roast Club coming soon.
Safety & Consent
Self-roast: checkbox consent. Friend roast: subject must tap consent link. No minors, hate/harassment, or real-person likenesses.
Privacy
We only use what you submit. No scraping. One-tap delete of your data. We keep consent tokens and receipts for compliance.
Refunds
7-day guarantee. If it violates our rules or you’re unhappy, get a re-render or full refund.
FAQ
How fast is delivery?
Usually 30–90 seconds. We email the link if you close the tab.
Can I roast a friend?
Yes—after you pay, they’ll get a consent link. No consent, no roast.
Is there an adult mode?
After-Dark (18+) will live on a separate subdomain. “R not X.”